What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?